Paco de la Muerte
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100 pages
poetry by Francisco de la Cruz
III Sections
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Who is Paco de la Muerte?
Paco de la Muerte
or
Francisco de la Cruz
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“If Paco was lightning
he would strike passion in your heart,
but Paco is just a man
so he has no friend.”
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Paco de la Muerte is not yet available for venues. He has left to an undisclosed location for spiritual reflection.
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Words on de la Muerte
“This is a compendium of duality that palpitates through the shrouded syllables of the poet and astronomical enthusiast, Paco de la Muerte. Rivetingly droll, a chortle that will intertwine wits with a filigree of both shame and enlightenment, as if left unclothed in the pale light of self-realization. Psychoanalytical by nature and yet doughtily uncouth, it is the gaping maw of a bear with a half chewed ink blot test inside. Dare to look?”
~Laevus Levus Aeppel
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“Paco’s latest book is a mezmerizing and outright Blast to your senses, combining the Intensity of Crudness only found in a GG Allin song with the sensitivity of Emily Dickenson, Paco’s poems paint a picture of our modern world, exactly the way the Bitches like it.”
~Tawd b. Dorenfeld
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“Francisco de la Cruz will meet you at the doors of heaven with one of his poems. He will recite it to you and you will laugh. And once you do, you will go straight to hell and Paco will have succeeded at his life mission.”
~Maria de la Cruz
Interview with Paco de la Muerte 8.29.07
by the Ministry of Obscure Knowledge
As Paco de la Muerte affirms, “the fourth eye closes as the third opens.” People on Earth have been overcome by a sort of “fever,” an audiovisual fever, which Paco de la Muerte is convinced is a sign of a greater virus than any other, “including the flu.” “The visual media has made persons from all over the world think that if they can see it, they can believe it, so they can feel good about it. But they are only distracting their minds with the inexplicable magic of moving pictures and teleporting sound without seeing the truth behind the miracle: satan.” To De la Muerte, satan in small caps is the Real World, the Physical Third Dimension which he is convinced is dangerously overlapping the Fourth Dimension. “The Fourth Dimension has been connected to the third since the first death on the planet, but when we began focusing on the audiovisual, a subsequent decline of spirituality and the quality of literature occurred: evidence of the rupture between the third and fourth dimension.”
Paco was raised in Mexico in a small village which he has asked not to be disclosed. “We were poor and barely had any audiovisual media. We had radios but only used them for creative purposes, like dance. There, I made contact with several spiritual beings. It was not until I emigrated to the United States that I started to feel a change.” De la Muerte theorizes that the reason why there is a spiritual collapse in the States is mainly due to the electronic signals that are in the atmosphere, which interfere with prayers and signs from the Fourth Dimension. These magnetic fields act as a new barrier which the Fourth Dimension was not prepared to encounter.
“In outer space, there is a better opportunity to communicate with this dimension. The Russians simply couldn’t see God because they were inside a confined third dimensional vessel: their bodies. Only through the opening of the fourth eye could man see God, and when they do, it will look like a cartoon character. Buggs Bunny will appear…or maybe Mickey Mouse. It will not look like men have long imagined, because the unconscious creations are often more similar to the Fourth Dimension than the conscious Third Dimensional idol representations. Since God does not have a face, a cartoon is likely to appear in its place because a child’s mind is still fresh from the 6th dimension and will accept most images as spiritual realities, no matter how bizarre.”
De la Muerte believes that in time there will be a shift in our interactions with the Fourth Dimension once its beings begin to discover ways to counter the electromagnetic fields. “This might also have its consequences if it somehow affects the electron exchange in the earth’s atmosphere. Catastrophic events may occur, such as the depletion of oxygen or the appearance of frightening heavenly images in the sky. It may produce a new era of spiritual interaction, similar to that of the early religions. I fear, though, we are not ready for a new era in spirituality.” Paco finally exhorts us to turn off our cell phones and computers to consider other dimensional beings. “Man must start to choose whether or not they want to believe they are the only dimension in existence and realize that they are as boring as the first dimension, and children in Fifth Dimensional fourth grades study them. We cannot let those children down.”
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On God, Tits, and Feelings
Poems
I
Little Bo Peep
sat for a shit
over a goat’s face.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and photographed her.
That’s not funny.
Ode to the genitals of your face
The moon’s tits
appear to be large craters.
The testicles of your eyes
are likened to pupils.
The vulva on your face
seems to be a mouth.
I would kiss you with the tongue
of my legs
if you had no teeth.
XXXVIII
pubic hair and raisins.
these are a few of my favorite things.
when the curls are damp behind a veil
and the season is right for dying fruits
both my lips and my hands are red,
oh yes, with holy nectar.