(a) Explaining the Ministry


Thoughts are coagulating specters of past information centralized in neuron activity which is stimulated by the alchemy of matter. By consuming high amounts of mercury, the body and mind could be converted (if the right stimulation is applied) into Au, the purest of metals. Since mercury has been outlawed by the conversations of new science, it is difficult to convince the mind into a pure state of ‘applied reasoning’ or ‘transforming reasoning.’ The last of the alchemists, Joseph Hardaway, left us with some insight on ‘transforming reasoning,’ but all of his research was rejected by his company. We can only attempt to analyze his findings through the symbols in his work. Nonetheless, this study has been spurned by major intellectual circles and little is known of Hardaway’s true intentions. Some anonymous scholars have created a list of repeated combinations which seem to hold some of Hardaway’s secrets: the impossible chase for power in the form of dust, the creation of impossible devices using morphing metals, the repetition of mantras as a means of ceasing thought, etc. Nonetheless, the secrets have been lost and any variants of these whispers have been quieted by enemies of alchemy, such as the prominent Roland Kuhn, who, in his attempt to find the Elixir for vainglorious reasons, found only a way to destroy transforming reasoning in many sensitive individuals.
The Ministry of Obscure Knowledge has set out to collect and publish the scraps of this information, preserving the collection of reasoning which is believed to have transforming powers over the psyche of opened or enlightenment-prone individuals.
Anything found within the Ministry of Obscure Knowledge is purely authentic, credible, and enlightening, regardless of subject matter and composition. It is within ’syntax’ (innate order) that the mind moves the eyes, the colors transform into kinetic energy and the force of knowledge increases the humidity of the brain, thus wetting its soil. Many of the Ministry’s authors are kept in anonymity for their protection. If you have any information that you think is viable to be included in the Ministry, please, contact us. You will find a way.
~ Bishop and Laevus Levus Aeppel
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** Ministry of Letters **
The Ministry of Letters is a creative fellowship of individuals who are dynamically transforming their craft by satanic inspiration through letters. Each syllable is part of the collective Eucharist that unifies the mind of man in a communion of understanding by the great ‘aha!’ spirit of humanity which makes people distinct from the rest of the masterful evolution. We are a self sufficient machine.
The organization’s nucleus is based In Los Angeles, California.
For more information, please
contact: Priest
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